Tuesday, November 11, 2008;

老师问学生:人生自古谁无死。。。。。。你接下一句!

学生答:人生自古谁无屎,有谁大便不用纸!
老师听了很生气,叫学生罚站。

隔天,老师又问回同样问题,这次学生学聪明了。
学生答:人生自古谁无屎,有谁大便不用纸。若君不用卫生纸,除非你用手指。

老师听了很火大,又叫学生罚站。这时,老师看见窗外下着雪,就有感而地说:上天下雪不下雨,雪到地上变成雨。变成雨时多麻烦,为何当初不下雨。

学生很机灵地回复老师道:老师吃饭不吃屎,饭到肚里变成屎。变成屎时多麻烦,为何当初不吃屎。

语毕,老师气昏了

LOL super funny hor haha XD




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